A group of girls were drinking chocolate milk at nutrition.
First girl: I haven't had chocolate milk in a while.
Second girl: Me neither. I miss school chocolate milk.
First girl: I love school chocolate milk. It tastes funny.

Were were discussing Poe's "The Fall of the House of Usher," and our teacher was trying to point out that Roderick could be going crazy because his twin sister is dying. There was a pair of twins in our class.
Teacher: When one twin dies, what happens to the other twin?
Student: They die too.
(everybody looks at the twins and starts cracking up)