Physics

Teacher: If gravity is very weak, why do we experience gravity when we grow up?
Student (who has no idea) : Because you grow up?
Teacher: I mean, when we live where humans live.
Student: Like earth?
Teacher: So why do we experience gravity as we grow up?
Student: Because we get bigger?


Written on Board:
Gravity Problems
1) man attracted to woman

Teacher: Since they're two objects, they're attracted to each other by gravity. Whether they're attracted to each other by other forces is psychological, sociological, biological... But sine we're in physics, we're dealing with the physical attraction. I mean, the gravitational attraction.


Teacher: I'm done being nice!
Student: When did you start?