Physics teacher: I mean, my god. I'm trying to tell you guys that this stuff is useful, and then they put a problem with baton twirling in the textbook.
Student #1: There has to be a better example.
Teacher: Oh, like what? Fire twirling?
Student #2: Remember when that one cheerleader twirled fire at that football game?
Teacher: Someone twirled fire and I missed it?!

Student: I think people forget that Ted Kennedy killed that girl because he doesn't really have the demeanor of a killer.
Political science teacher: Yeah. It's not like he wears a necklace with an ear on it or anything.


-Overheard by anonymous